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Life is Simple
        Life is Simple
                                                                                                    The Midwest Cattleman · April 20, 2023 · P5

        Copyright 2023,
        Jerry Crownover
                                         was referring to the fact that  the first thing the next morn- just a broken toe.  When she
                                         the toe, next to my big toe, was  ing.                               asked how it happened, I sim-
                                         three times its normal width,        Even the doctor seemed  ply replied, “Farming is a dan-
                                         or that the color had turned  shocked the next  day,  as  she  gerous occupation.”
                                         almost black, but my secret  examined my injury. Press-                 Using that standard line
                                         was out.                           ing around the injured area  when anyone asked, my
                                            “Yeah, I think I broke it a  and hearing me mutter bad  friends at the coffee shop and
                                         couple of weeks ago.”              words, she was concerned that  feed store simply assumed
                                            “Well, you need to go to the  maybe my entire foot was bro- that I had been stepped on
                                         doctor tomorrow, or you’re  ken, but the subsequent X-ray  by a cow, fallen off the trac-
                                         going to lose the toe.” I called  revealed that it was, in fact,                   continued on page 12







         Farming is a dangerous oc-
      cupation.
         Anyone who has seen me,
      in the past three months, has
      either noticed my pronounced
      limp, or  has  seen  my  very
      attractive, hard-soled, open-
      toed,  Velcro-fastened shoe. I
      tried to hide the injury from
      my wife for the first month,
      but the ever-observant nurse
      caught a glimpse of my bare
      foot one night and said, “What
      did you do?”
         I didn’t know whether she



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